Jumped
Stood
Both words in one sentence
- XKCD: What would happen if everyone on earth stood as close to each other as they could and jumped, everyone landing on the ground at the same instant?
Source: Halfway Plot Switch - Monk and the Dirty Cop, a senile old man supposedly walked across his wet lawn, stood on a chair, scaled a fence, and jumped into his pool to kill himself.
Source: Absence of Evidence - It's a parody of how the generation of Sunde's parents spoke, and includes gems like "I jumped around and stood while I was sitting, and ate fårikålnote a traditional Norwegian dish, consisting of pieces of mutton with bone, cabbage, whole black pepper and stumbled while I was falling".
Source: Music / Øystein Sunde
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