Penis and Wood

Penis

Penis noun - The male organ of copulation (`member' is a euphemism).

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Wood and penis are semantically related. in male sexual organ topic. In some cases you can use "Wood" instead a noun "Penis".

Wood noun - Tree logs as prepared for human use.

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Penis and wood are semantically related. Sometimes you can replace term "Penis" with "Wood", this nouns are similar.

Nearby Words: wooden, woodland, woodwork, woody, wooded

good	good penis	good wood
fake	fake penis	fake wood
small	small penis	small wood
actual	actual penis	actual wood
Other adjectives: entire, real, hard, black, magic, white, broken, titular.

Unfortunately, his rather literal translation of "Longstaff", as in "long inflexible rod made of wood", was also the Chinese for "erect penis".

Source: My Hovercraft Is Full of Eels
Unfortunate Names: A man named Peter Wood of all things is the one that turns into a ginormous monster penis.

Source: Podcast / Kakos Industries
Known mostly for his mix of profane stand-up comedy and equally profane songs such as "Letter to My Penis", "Morning Wood", "Dancing with a Man", and "Titties and Beer".

Source: Cerebus Syndrome

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