Shit
Turd
Mutual synonyms
Both words in one sentence
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They did the myth "You can't polish a turd", except that they were not allowed to say turd, or crap, or (obviously) shit.
Source: Gosh Dang It to Heck! - Inverted on MythBusters, where Adam rattles off a list of numerous synonyms for "shit" that the producers will let them use, in their test of the adage: "You can't polish a turd".
Source: Seven Dirty Words - However, in Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater, one of the radio conversations you can have is about a nightmare Sigint had about a giant walking turd that turns everything it shoots into shit.
Source: Obligatory Swearing
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Turd and Shit. (2016). Retrieved 2026, August 18, from https://thesaurus.plus/related/shit/turd
Shit & Turd. N.p., 2016. Web. 18 Aug. 2026. <https://thesaurus.plus/related/shit/turd>.
Turd or Shit. 2016. Accessed August 18, 2026. https://thesaurus.plus/related/shit/turd.
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